Let's Play: Drunk or iPad Auto-Correct!

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Ready kids?  Let's read the post I was drafting up last Tuesday, and decide: was I drunk, or was I typing on my iPad?!

So, there's this dude.NAND he's pretty much a dick. I mean,hd just is. He kind of own it. He knows he can be an asshole, and he's pretty sgstight forward about it.
Well, we were at dinner today. And he pulled out mychair for me, and then he made sure I had all my portions of food and served,r and then gave ,r a ride back to my car and even unlocked and opened my door for me at his car and was incredibly awesome while we were bowling...
Ugh,
It'd just easier when they stay Fichte.

So, what say you, readers?  Drunk?  Too many shots?  Did I down one too many beers at bowling that night?  Or was I simply sleepy, using my iPad since it was easier to boot up than my laptop at the time and this was the result of trying to type on it rather than use my stylus?

Lock in your answers...Drunk or iPad?!


Drumroll please.

I think it's fairly obvious that it's my iPad.  What the SHIT is up with Apple Auto-correct, man?!  I'd always heard of it (and there's even a hilarious site dedicated to all the autocorrect fuck ups) and even had a bit of it on my iPod Touch...but seriously?!  Who the hell programmed it? Because yes, what I was typing was most definitely "Fichte."

That paragraph is terrible. It looks like I'm just a terrible typist, but auto-correct actually changed things to those words.  "Straight" somehow morphed into "sgstight", AND turned into NAND...the only thing I concede is ",r" (meant to be "me") because my fingers were just fat.  And then autocorrect didn't even have the decency to fix a missed space bar stroke...ridiculous.

Although...I am intrigued what would happen if I typed on my iPad while drunk.  Maybe it would come out perfectly.

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